Geshpatnick

A car jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says,
"I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Frequently Asked Questions

Since many websites have an FAQ page, I thought I better have one too. So here ya go -- frequently asked questions in no particular order.

  • Why?
  • Are we there yet?
  • How come?
  • Does this match?
  • Do I look fat in this?
  • Why is it so small?
  • Are you in?
  • Are you done yet?
  • Where you at?
  • What time will you be here?
  • What's for dinner?
  • Is it that time of the month again?
  • Can I hold the remote?
  • Why don't you ever listen?
  • How come you're not living up to your potential?
  • Do you have a headache again?
  • How YOU doin'?
  • Are you thirsty?
  • Is that all I get?
  • Are you in the mood?
  • Will you kill that spider?
  • Are you going to wear that?
  • Is this going to take long?