Geshpatnick

A car jumper cable walks into a bar.
The bartender says,
"I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

Links

So... you've come here looking for some links? Well you've come to the right place. I've got some chain links, cuff links, and sausage links.

And as an added bonus, I've got a chain link fence...

What? You expected some links to other websites? What were you thinking?